AdiosKid

Honestly, if you need a graphical installer I suspect Gentoo/Funtoo are not for you.  Much of the system administration requires CLI work, and while it's not difficult, a reluctance to learn would make it quite difficult.  I would urge you to give it a shot, it's not that difficult, though it does require patience and a decent amount of time.
 
For what it's worth, I only really started to understand Linux after installing Gentoo on my computer 10+ years ago in high school.  I had dabbled with Debian and Red Hat but never really got what I was doing until jumping in with Gentoo.  Many friends gave me shit about it in high school, but my self taught Linux skills have gotten me every job I've ever had, and is a super critical part of my current job (though unfortunately we do not use Funtoo!).

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I think you must select "desktop" since You use a DE (xfce4 in your case).
 
Do You want to try to change the profile to "Desktop" ? (this enable some use flags that may be necessary for using a Desktop environment).
 
I use xfce4 and kde.
 
It is possible to use also the "old" method:
# eselect profile list __________________
 
For only an example, I post my profiles; I whish may be for You an aid :)
sandro@ci74771ht ~ $ eselect profile list Currently available arch profiles:   [1]   funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit *    [2]   funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/pure64 Currently available subarch profiles:   [3]   funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/amd64-bulldozer   [4]   funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/amd64-jaguar   [5]   funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/amd64-k10   [6]   funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/amd64-k8   [7]   funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/amd64-k8+sse3   [8]   funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/amd64-piledriver   [9]   funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/amd64-steamroller   [10]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/atom_64   [11]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/btver1_64   [12]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/core2_64   [13]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/core-avx-i   [14]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/corei7   [15]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/generic_64   [16]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/intel64-broadwell   [17]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/intel64-haswell   [18]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/intel64-ivybridge   [19]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/intel64-sandybridge   [20]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/intel64-silvermont   [21]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/native_64 *    [22]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/nocona   [23]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/opteron_64   [24]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/arch/x86-64bit/subarch/xen-pentium4+sse3_64 Currently available build profiles:   [25]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/build/stable *    [26]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/build/current   [27]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/build/experimental Currently available flavor profiles:   [28]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/flavor/minimal   [29]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/flavor/core   [30]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/flavor/desktop *    [31]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/flavor/workstation   [32]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/flavor/hardened Currently available mix-ins profiles:   [33]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/audio *    [34]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/cinnamon   [35]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/console-extras   [36]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/dvd *    [37]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/gnome   [38]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/kde *    [39]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/mate   [40]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/media (auto)    [41]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/media-pro *    [42]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/mediadevice-audio-consumer (auto)    [43]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/mediadevice-audio-pro (auto)    [44]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/mediadevice-base (auto)    [45]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/mediadevice-video-consumer (auto)    [46]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/mediadevice-video-pro (auto)    [47]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/mediaformat-audio-common (auto)    [48]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/mediaformat-audio-extra *    [49]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/mediaformat-gfx-common (auto)    [50]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/mediaformat-gfx-extra *    [51]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/mediaformat-video-common (auto)    [52]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/mediaformat-video-extra *    [53]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/lxde   [54]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/lxqt   [55]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/no-emul-linux-x86 *    [56]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/no-systemd *    [57]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/print (auto)    [58]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/python3-only   [59]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/X *    [60]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/xfce *    [61]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/vmware-guest   [62]  funtoo/1.0/linux-gnu/mix-ins/hardened If You want You can also use the chat Freenode #funtoo :)
 
Or if you want you can contact me in Private Messages :)
 
Best Regards
 
Sandro.
 
 
PS: could you describe Your hardware ? (thanks) :)
 
PS2: but may be that you've "circular dependencies" ?
 
Ciao :)

It must be https://bugs.funtoo.org/browse/FL-2770 . You can try to add "media-libs/mesa -llvm" to your package.use and see what happens.

source /var/lib/layman/make.conf
 
Just that

here is my make.conf:
 
MAKEOPTS="-j9"
LINGUAS="es"
INPUT_DEVICES="evdev keyboard mouse"
VIDEO_CARDS="nvidia"
USE="X xorg dbus gtk gtk2 gtk3 tools (multilib) alsa"
ABI_X86="32 64"
echo "source /var/lib/layman/make.conf" >> /etc/portage/make.conf
 

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XFCE + Iris Master Theme + Docky
 

I don't know if you already figured out, but I'll leave here my boot.conf
boot {     generate grub     default "Funtoo Linux Hardened"     timeout 3 }   "Funtoo Linux Hardened" {     params root=/dev/mapper/root     params += crypt_root=/dev/vda3     params += rootfstype=ext4     params += ro     params += quiet     kernel /vmlinuz-3.17.7-hardened-r1     initrd /initramfs-genkernel-x86_64-3.17.7-hardened-r1 } After I compile the kernel (and make "modules_install"/"install"), I run "genkernel --luks --install initramfs" to build the initramfs.
 

I'm a newbie yet, but I love Funtoo :)
http://imgur.com/JVKd9KD

I'm a newbie yet, but I love Funtoo :)
http://imgur.com/JVKd9KD

and why the logo would have to be something satanic oO

XFCE + Iris Master Theme + Docky
 

XFCE + Iris Master Theme + Docky
 

and why the logo would have to be something satanic oO

I really don't understand the background or why this worked since I know nothing about perl. But I ran
# perl-cleaner --all -- --backtrack=30 which solved the problem for me. I found this solution in a Gentoo bug:
 
https://bugs.gentoo.org/show_bug.cgi?id=506616
 
Hope it works for you, too.